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Mijn gesprekje met Uweetwel

Posted by Martijn on 08/03/2012 in Blog |

Me: Hello, God
God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me: Martin. Have you heard of me?
God: Hey Martin. You are Martin, seeker.
Me: Um, yes. So you have not been to my website, then?
God: Aha. Interesting deduction. I don’t think I have been there. Where is it.
Me: Never mind, I think i’m safer with you not knowing.
God: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Since when? I am glad to hear that you are safer with me not knowing.
Me: Yes, anyway, can I ask a question?
God: Wow! Ask it. Ask me anything.
Me: Should I get the iPhone 5 or just wait until my 3GS packs it in?
God: Only you know the answer to that.
No one else can tell you.
Me: Typical. So if I were to ask you if I should get that Jaguar…
God: Are we still talking about a question? Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me: Okay, final question. Am I going to hell?
God: Yeah okay, Ask me another question. I think you’ve improved a great deal.
Me: AM I GOING TO HELL
God: Oh I really don’t know whether you are or not.
Me: You don’t.
God: Thanks for telling me: Martin said I don t.
Me: Are you drunk?
God: No I am sober.
Me: So I am completely off your radar, is what you’re saying
God: Come on. I don’t know anyone named completely off my radar is what I am saying.
Me: Well thanks for your time. I have to see some people that need urgent killing. And a phone to buy.
God: Well that’s okay. My pleasure. Let’s think of a name for your problem, like “purple”. Think of what it is like when you are purpling. I did not know that.

… disconnect.

Ook praten met God? Hier is zijn chatbox. http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

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