HALL OF DORKS

Even though I make it crystal clear I'm not interested in 
your opinion, there are always one or two idiots who think
they need to tell me something. For instance...

Subject:        you and your site
   Date:        Mon, 12 Apr 1999 16:23:03 -0400 (EDT)
   From:        SWEETDEAL@webtv.net (CHAD YEARY)

you my friend are the lowest form of man found on earth today. you are
very chauvinistic and pig headed not to mention very pererted too it's
no wonder that you don't have a girlfriend with a mind like your you
could probably find a mail order wife that would best fit your raunchy
filthy criteria that comes from that rotting thing in your head called a
brain. go ahead and post this e-mail because as soon as you do you will
find that i have copyrighted the bottom of this page and have sent it to
the library of congress so if you think you can afford to lose that
140,000 a year income try me you incompitent jerk. because if you do use
it to show off on your revenge page you can pay me royalties out of your
filthy carcass butt. thak you for taking the time for reading the truth
about yourself and our friend fatasslim.

sweetdeal
c- copyright april 12, 1999

C- COPYRIGHT APRIL 12, 1999
NOT TO BE REPRINTED USED DIGITALLY MASTERED, COPIED, SENT OVER THE
INTERNET, OR VEWED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN THE PERSON IT IS ADDRESSED TO
ABOVE. THIS BASICALLY MEANS THAT I'VE COVERED MY BUTT FROM A PERVERT
LIKE YOURSELF.

P.S. WHY IS IT THAT GERMANS LIKE YOURSELF ARE PERVERTED AND RUDE TO
PEOPLE YOU HAVEN'T MET YET I'VE MET YOU ON YOUR BEDCAM SO I CAN TELL
WHAT KIND OF PERSON YOU AND YOUR STUPID CAT ARE. I HOPE THAT ONE DAY
SOMEONE WILL TREAT YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL LIKE YOU THINK GIRLS
ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not German. And you, my 'friend', have serious mental problems. 
I will pay for your airplane ticket and hotel if you are man enough 
to come overhere and say all this to my face. And then, I shall beat 
you into a bloody pulp. Have you got what it takes? Didn't think so. Coward.

From:             Some anonymous bastard bjclinton@email.com

What a sorry-ass site this is. To think I wasted my fucking time downloading this 
piece-of-shit site! Hey, pal, at least you could do is walk around that fucking 
basement of yours in your stained underwear. Please, for your sake, get on a fucking 
treadmill or something. I never saw such a sorry looking fat slob! Try jerking-off or 
something...you look really pathetic!

People, do you see what I have to endure from anonymous miserable bastards like this? 
Too scared to include his name and nothing but insults. I pity this man, I really do. 
I mean, how pathetic is it to get an e-mail account as bjclinton@email.com? Doesn't that
speak volumes about him?

From:             "John Dacey" jkmcj@sprynet.com

Dumb college kid with an attitude! Wise up and loose this site!  And work
on your vocabulary! Generation X thinks the world owes them something. I
can't believe I even responded to this.

Me, too. First of all, English is only my 3rd language. How about 
you, mr. Yankee Asswipe? 2nd: I make a VERY comfortable living 
doing projects like this. 3rd: I thought I made it quite clear that 
godforsaken assholes like yourself should curl up and die in a ditch 
somewhere, instead of wasting my time...

From:		"User" ron958@mail2.nai.net

i thought i saw the cat take a dump on your bed when you went for the
sandwich.

I ignored this one. Just too stupid. Weeks later, he wrote again:

From:		"User" ron958@mail2.nai.net

Everytime I logged onto your website the last few weeks, you seem to be
doing the exact same things, reading the same magazine, even wearing the
same clothes. And you seem to do these things all within the same 6
frames or so; even snapping your fingers while listening to the music,
at the exact same instant. Amazing! If anything, you are extremely
consistent. What a talent! For the sake of change, can we see you taking
a dump in the bathroom?

Hmmm... at first I thought he was making a joke. Not a very funny joke,
mind you. More a kind of smart-ass 'I know what you're up to' joke.
And then, a few hours later, this came:

From:		"User" ron958@mail2.nai.net

Haven't you finished reading that same article from that same magazine?
C'mon, man! If you're going to have a web site about a webcam in your
home, then don't be misleading about it! It's fraud! At least change the
pictures once in a while if it's not going to be what you purport it to
be.

I lost my original reply to him but I imagine it went very much like this:
SHUT UP, FREAK. It says in the FAQ that it's fake. It's a JOKE. Look it up.
Why the hell are you so pissed off at me? Because I just made you realise
you've been wasting your time on the net? Congratulations, dipshit. You've
just made the hall of fame.

From:		Rlbell21@aol.com

Do you ever show nudity on your web page?  

Look, nutcase, why don't you rub your two braincells together and
see if you can start a fire, okay?

From:		"User" ron958@mail2.nai.net

Oh no, he's back and he's still got way too much time on his hands...

Why waste your money putting such a crummy website together which shows
the same frames over and over and over. If anyone's got the problem, you
do. If you're such a great web enthusiast then put something together
worthwhile. What a waste of time, money, effort.....and if you had
one....a brain! And, by the way, thanks for putting my postings in your
hall of fame. At least I accomplished something on your website.

Well, since you seem to be visiting my pages quite a lot, I'll just
post my answer here: get that bug out of your ass, boy! There is a 
concept out there called 'sense of humor'. It is closely linked to 
things called 'sarcasm', 'irony' and 'parody'. All of these elements 
can be found on my websites. However, it does take a minimal amount 
of intelligence to comprehend all this.
Making a site like this doesn't cost me anything. I just try out ideas  
on my own site and then I implement them on other sites. By doing so I
make truckloads of cash. Really. I have more money than I know what to 
do with and I'm only 25. It's embarrasing, sometimes.
Also, I entertain people. For instance, I write a column in Dutch which 
is very populair and makes a lot of people smile every now and then. I
do this for free: it's COSTING me money, actually. But I don't mind: I like
to spread a little sunshine if I can. But then some loser like you shows up
and tries to tell me what to do: that pisses me off. It's people like you 
that make this planet a darker place. Now go play in traffic, arsehole.

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The world needs a valium. Peace.