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Welcome to the all new and improved bedcam. The previous bedcam had over 22.000 visitors. I'm hoping this one will do better ;-) Past experiences with the BedCam have taught me I'm opening the door to all kinds of moronic, stupid and deliberately hurtful remarks by all kinds of cretinous retards who have the ability to pick up a mouse, so let me start by saying this to everyone who visits this page:

  1. If you can't say anything nice, then SHUT UP. I mean it. You would not believe the kind of scum that surfs the web...
  2. I do NOT need comments about my room, my bed, my sexlife or lack thereof, my hair, my weight, my bedlinnen or my freakin' wallpaper. Get it?
  3. It's none of your business when I get up and when I sleep.
  4. It's not a pornshow. There is NO nudity.
  5. Okay, I may not be the most attractive guy on the planet but could YOU have come up with a page like this? And then implement it? Infact, do you even comprehend what's going on here? I don't think so. So SHUT IT. Unless you're a lovely person, in which case you will understand my pain and forgive my anger like the saint that you are ;-)
  6. It won't work with Explorer 3. Why? BECAUSE EXPLORER SUCKS, THAT'S WHY! There is a special version for Explorer 3 (updates four times per day). See the menu. The realtime cam will work with Netscape 3 and 4 and Explorer 4.
I do not respond to e-mail regarding the webcam. Too many fucknuts found their way into my inbox already. Read the F.A.Q. if you have questions.